Help me pick a costume

For women it’s easy to pick a costume – as long as you look cute, who cares what statement you make. For me, a Halloween costume is an excuse to either spend the entire party explaining what I am supposed to be, looking stupid, or having fun. I prefer to have fun. So I’ve narrowed it down to these:

Or I just go as my favorite politician – the original party animal himself.

What do you think?