Here is an oldie but a goodie. This story made it’s rounds years ago as an email forward. I’m sure everyone has seen it before but maybe you forgot it – enjoy:
In the beginning was The Plan.
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without merit.
And The Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the workers.
And they spoke among themselves, saying, “It is
a crock of shit, and it stinketh.”
And the workers went unto their supervisors and said,
“It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof.”
And the supervisors went unto their managers, saying, “It is
a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that
none may abide by it.”
And the managers went unto their directors, saying,
“It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.”
And the directors went unto the VPs, saying unto them,
“It promotes growth and it is very powerful.”
And the VPs went unto the Prez, saying unto him, “This plan
will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company,
with powerful effects.”
And the Prez looked upon the plan, and saw that it was good.
And The Plan became Policy.
This is how shit happens!
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